1 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:12,012 All right, if you know the song, sing along with me. 2 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,642 ♪ Come with me ♪ 3 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:17,851 ♪ Hail Mary ♪ 4 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,937 ♪ Run quick see ♪ 5 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,438 ♪ What do we have here now ♪ 6 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,232 ♪ Do you wanna ride or die ♪ 7 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,399 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 8 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,318 You. 9 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:28,779 You, white girl, come here. 10 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,197 Come here, white girl. 11 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,034 On behalf of the black community, 12 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:37,496 I adopt you, sweetheart, okay? Okay? 13 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,456 I’m gonna send you a Black Lives Matter t-shirt, 14 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,041 you’re gonna take that shit with you. 15 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:44,044 All right, thank y’all so much! 16 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,754 Appreciate it! I’m Floyd Mooney! 17 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:48,674 Oh, my God, so much fun! 18 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,050 So much, thank you! 19 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,724 Hey, wake up. 20 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:01,895 Hey, man. 21 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,355 Wake up, wake up, motherfucker, 22 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,731 it’s Malcolm on the phone. 23 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,484 I hate you. 24 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,654 What you want? 25 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,781 Yo, you never called me back last night. 26 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,908 That’s ’cause I was busy on stage killin’, motherfucker, 27 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,576 just like you killin’ my vibe right now. 28 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:17,911 What you call me so early for? 29 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,621 I need you to put your big boy pants on 30 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,373 and get your beautiful, black butt cheeks 31 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,625 to Century City for a meeting. 32 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,459 Who with? 33 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,920 Jason Gold, motherfucker. 34 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,880 - Who that? - The director. 35 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,881 Never heard of him. 36 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,216 Come on, Floyd, 37 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:32,426 he’s only the biggest comedy director 38 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,094 in Hollywood right now. 39 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,095 Is this a real meeting? 40 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,305 Like a meeting, meeting? 41 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,849 He call you or you call him? Truth. 42 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,517 He called me. 43 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,810 You’re sure he’s a fan? 44 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:42,853 Oh, yeah. 45 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,938 Huge fan, told me himself. 46 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,440 Hey, man, when you gonna get me a meeting 47 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,066 with that Tarantino motherfucker? 48 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,944 I’ll be a cotton-picker for that visionary any day. 49 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,988 Oh, yeah, that’s gonna happen. For sure. 50 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,448 Listen, call me after, okay? 51 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,282 Love ya. 52 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,367 Will do, jiggaboo. 53 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:04,291 Hey, this is radio station WSKEE, 54 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,418 we’re taking calls on the wish line, 55 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,795 making your wacky wishes come true. 56 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,340 ♪ I wish I was a little bit taller ♪ 57 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,883 ♪ I wish I was a baller ♪ 58 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,384 ♪ I wish I had a girl who looked good ♪ 59 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,802 ♪ I would call her ♪ 60 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,429 ♪ I wish I had a rabbit in a hat ♪ 61 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,348 ♪ With a bat and a six four Impala ♪ 62 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,308 ♪ I wish I was like six-foot-nine ♪ 63 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,435 ♪ So I could get with Leoshi ’cause she don’t know me ♪ 64 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:24,853 ♪ But yo she’s really fine ♪ 65 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,146 ♪ You know I see her all the time ♪ 66 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,314 ♪ Everywhere I go ♪ 67 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,857 ♪ And even in my dreams ♪ 68 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,650 ♪ I can scheme a way to make her mine ♪ 69 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,569 ♪ ’Cause I know she’s livin’ phat ♪ 70 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,363 ♪ Her boyfriend’s tall and he plays ball ♪ 71 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:35,989 ♪ So how am I gonna compete with that? ♪ 72 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,240 ♪ ’Cause when it comes to playing basketball ♪ 73 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,497 Hey, how you doing, man? Here you go, sir. 74 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,499 - What up? - Yo, yo, yo, yo. 75 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,833 You Floyd Mooney, right? 76 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,335 Yeah, motherfucker, where you know me from? 77 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,461 Man, me and my girl caught you at the J Spot 78 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,129 a couple weeks ago, man. 79 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,631 You had us laughing so hard we almost wet ourselves, bro. 80 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:53,882 No, seriously, 81 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,175 like a little bit of pee came out. 82 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,635 That’s what I like to hear. 83 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,095 Provoking moisture in all its glorious forms, baby. 84 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,388 - Man! - You feel me? 85 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:00,972 - Hey, can I get a pic? - Can you get a pic! 86 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,682 - All right, all right, come on. - Man, oh, my God, man. 87 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,351 They ain’t gonna believe this in the hood. 88 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,727 - Yeah, I know, right? - What you wanna say? 89 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,437 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, say cheese, motherfucker. 90 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,189 Cheese, motherfucker! 91 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,690 Man, bro, it’s an honor, man. 92 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,192 For real, keep killing it, man. 93 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,360 Floyd Mooney. 94 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,741 Hey! 95 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,458 Jesus, what a disaster. 96 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,210 That was the fucking Hindenburg of handshakes. 97 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,628 Really sorry about that. 98 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,880 Can we skip to the part where we’re cool? 99 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,549 Nah, man, don’t worry about it, we cool. 100 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,884 Yeah, I’ve just never been any good at that stuff. 101 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,636 What stuff? Black stuff? 102 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,388 No, I’m sorry, I... 103 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,973 I-I didn’t mean it like that. 104 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:43,890 Then how’d you mean it? 105 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,102 I’m fucking with you, man. 106 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,897 Relax your ass off, man, I’m fucking with you. 107 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,566 Oh, my God, you’re a funny motherfucker. 108 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,733 I appreciate that, man. 109 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,652 Yeah, so, I’m making this movie 110 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,612 about an African-American attorney. 111 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,114 It’s cool, you can say black. 112 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,240 Oh, no, I never say black. 113 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,325 Oh, good, man. Good for you. 114 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,744 That was a test. Obviously. 115 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:05,912 Anyway, this bla-- 116 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,622 African-American attorney lands his first client 117 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:10,459 and get this, turns out she’s the first woman 118 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,627 Bill Cosby ever drugged and molested. 119 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,628 And this cranky little firecracker 120 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:14,921 wants her day in court. 121 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,798 Oh, snap, man, that’s dope, man. 122 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,550 Listen, my mom’s gonna be over the moon. 123 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,385 She’s always wanted me to be an attorney, so-- 124 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,761 No, no, no, no, no. 125 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,805 - You play the old woman. - Wait, what? 126 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,348 Yeah, yeah, you’re gonna kill this. 127 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,684 Heh. All right, here’s the thing. 128 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,978 So I used to watch Eddie Murphy movies with my pops. 129 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,521 I’d always look at him and I’d say, 130 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,023 "Pops, I wanna be just like Eddie Murphy." 131 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,441 And he’d be like, "You know what, 132 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,026 you can be like Eddie Murphy, 133 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,652 you just make sure them white Hollywood motherfuckers 134 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,029 never put you in a dress." 135 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,947 So, uh, yeah, can’t do that. 136 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,658 You do know there’s a fine tradition 137 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,160 of "blafrican" American-- 138 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,204 I’m sorry. I don’t know why I keep saying that. 139 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,997 Oh, that’s cool, man, it’s just ’cause you’re racist. 140 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,582 Not like KKK racist, 141 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:53,168 more like well-meaning, west-of-the-405 racist. 142 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,170 But hey, it’s fine. 143 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,296 Just kidding, not really. 144 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,422 Continue. 145 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,508 Right. 146 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:00,967 Anyway I think it could be hilarious. 147 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,969 Right, man, but here-- here’s the thing. 148 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:06,807 Aren’t we just a little done with the whole Cosby pile-on? 149 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,059 I mean, I wouldn’t want the man to be my anesthesiologist 150 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,560 or anything like that, 151 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,604 but aren’t we a little sick of the outrage? 152 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:13,897 Just a little bit? 153 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:16,191 He raped over 50 women. 154 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,651 Allegedly. 155 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,152 I don’t know for sure if he raped anybody. 156 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,404 And let’s say he did do some of that pervy shit. 157 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,240 Maybe he did ’em a favor by drugging them. 158 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,866 Would you really want the memory 159 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:27,661 of old Doc Huxtable’s Jell-O pudding, meaty fingers 160 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,079 all up in your lady gravy? 161 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:33,333 - You feel me? - No, I don’t feel you. 162 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,043 In fact, I’m pretty offended. 163 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,753 You’re in comedy and you’re offended? 164 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,922 That offends me, motherfucker. 165 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:39,965 Just relax. 166 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,049 Chill. 167 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,634 Stifle your white outrage. 168 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,220 I mean, we haven’t even ordered yet. 169 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:48,765 So, what else you got for me? 170 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,478 What the fuck were you thinking? 171 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,021 Come on, man, it wasn’t that bad. 172 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,148 There are times when you have to be 173 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:59,234 a little less you, Floyd. 174 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,735 And this was one of those times. 175 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,738 You’re not being a very proud black man right now. 176 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,115 That’s ’cause I’m not black, Floyd. 177 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,700 I’m Indian. 178 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,744 You deal with police, I deal with airport security. 179 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,621 And this very proud brown man 180 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,790 is trying to make you a very successful black man. 181 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,251 The goal has always been white famous. 182 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,044 Why do I have to be white famous? 183 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,215 Why the fuck not? 184 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,176 Don’t you wanna be so famous that you transcend color? 185 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,388 Obama, Tiger Woods, 186 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,640 Will Smith before the Jada shit. 187 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,559 Maybe it’s not in the cards for me, Malcolm. 188 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,144 Maybe I’m just a funny motherfucker. 189 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,562 A comic’s comic. 190 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,896 Isn’t that enough? 191 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,607 That’s not why I signed you. 192 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,775 You could be so much bigger than that. 193 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:44,279 And all you gotta do is be willing to wrap your lips 194 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,573 around a little white dick every now and then. 195 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,241 Well, when you put it like that, 196 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,243 you’re lucky I’m not firing your light-skinned Harvard ass 197 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,411 right now, motherfucker. 198 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,829 Floyd, Jason Gold 199 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,081 is a very important client at this agency. 200 00:06:56,333 --> 00:07:00,170 Oh, whoo, you wanna-be-white, 201 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,588 Heineken-drinking motherfucker! 202 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,840 Now we getting to the bottom of this, Malcolm! 203 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,133 Look who’s transcending color now. 204 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,843 You’re just another Hollywood douchebag. 205 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,011 - Say it, Floyd. - You want me to say it? 206 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,679 - Yeah, bitch. - You want me to say it? 207 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,056 - Say it. - You want me to say it loud? 208 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,182 You’re fired! 209 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,310 Did you just fire me? 210 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,686 Yes, I did. 211 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,105 Yes! 212 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,483 Fuck you, Floyd! 213 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,026 I don’t need you. 214 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:24,986 Have fun being in Jerrod Carmichael’s shadow. 215 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,364 - Oh, fuck! - You get up, I get up. 216 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,948 Fuck you. Oh. Oh, and by the way, 217 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,742 Heineken’s have no color or creed. 218 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,619 It’s a delicious and refreshing beverage. 219 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,537 You know what? Go ride a carpet! 220 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,622 How is that an insult? 221 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,623 You know how dope it would be 222 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:37,957 to have a carpet that flies? 223 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,459 Fuck you! 224 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,211 ♪ intense rock music ♪ 225 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,465 That movie was funny. 226 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,966 That ain’t saying much, kid. 227 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,135 You think car accidents are funny. 228 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,888 Momma says you’re a comedy snob. 229 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,265 Well I guess your momma’s right, as always. 230 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,810 Hey, look, when it’s funny it makes you roll, 231 00:07:56,810 --> 00:08:00,480 and that shit-- sorry, stuff... 232 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,940 did not make me roll. 233 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,401 Not like the stuff I used to watch with my pops. 234 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,069 But I’m glad you liked it. 235 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,987 I like seeing movies with you, Daddy. 236 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:12,325 I like seeing movies with you, too, little ninja. Mmm. 237 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,078 When are you and Momma getting back together? 238 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,414 What do I always tell you? 239 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,207 Comedy is not kind. 240 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:22,669 Uh-huh, and it’s especially not kind for mommies and daddies. 241 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,130 But how come you sleep over sometimes? 242 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,465 Because your mother’s 243 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,800 the most beautiful woman in the world, 244 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,343 and I like being in her orbit 245 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,929 even if sometimes she wants to blow up my spaceship. 246 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,265 - You feel me? - Straight up. 247 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,267 That woman is ferocious. 248 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,061 That she is, little man. 249 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,020 That she is. 250 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,691 Who’s in the lead? Who’s in the lead? 251 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,192 - Who’s in the lead? - Now who’s in the lead? 252 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,945 Oh, no, you a cheater! You gonna cheat, huh? Okay. 253 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,072 You know what? Good job. 254 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,574 - There’s no rules. Come on. - Good job. 255 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,700 Good job, good job. 256 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,535 - Hi! - Hey, Mom. 257 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,079 Come here. Oh... 258 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,166 Go say goodbye. 259 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,126 - Bye, Daddy. - See you later, dude. 260 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,627 Love you. 261 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,883 Mm-mm-mm. Damn, woman. 262 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,718 You look good in that, 263 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,137 but you always look good, so-- 264 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,430 I heard you got dropped. 265 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,431 Who told you that? 266 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,557 - Malcolm. - Motherfucker. 267 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,892 Right before he asked me out. 268 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,727 Motherfuck-- wait, what’d you say? 269 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,562 You know that’s none of your business. 270 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,147 The man’s a serious earner. 271 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,065 That’s some unsettling shit. Don’t play like that. 272 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,067 - Relax, I’m messing with you. - Mm-hmm. 273 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,736 You should be more worried about what next. 274 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,363 Guess I’ll just go back on the road. 275 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,364 Hit up the circuit. 276 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,283 Oh, great, just when your son 277 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,118 was getting used to having you around all the time. 278 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,912 Okay, I know, but what else is out there for me? 279 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,747 I don’t know, maybe it’s time to figure it out. 280 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,290 Without a doubt. 281 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,417 How ’bout we open some wine and brainstorm? 282 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,628 You can be my smart and sexy sounding board 283 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,755 and if it gets a little too late 284 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,340 and I get a little too drunk, 285 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,342 we can have a sleepover. 286 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,553 - No. - Damn! 287 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,889 How come sometimes it’s yes and sometimes it’s no? 288 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,933 You got a confusing vagina... 289 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,852 he said with love, respect, and eternal devotion. 290 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,354 Goodnight, Floyd. 291 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,605 Wait. 292 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,899 Come back! Come back! 293 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,275 ♪ jazzy music ♪ 294 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,825 Mmm. 295 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,452 Mmm. 296 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,453 Good burger? 297 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,330 Fantastic fucking burger. 298 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,498 Good fries? 299 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,375 Oh, they bang. 300 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,584 They do bang. 301 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,794 Can’t keep eating like that, Balls. 302 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,462 Yeah, like what? 303 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,297 Burgers and fries all the damn time. 304 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,883 You can’t keep fucking with that greasy pork shit, man. 305 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,844 You’re gonna die young and suffer, motherfucker. 306 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,136 Yeah, well, I can’t eat like you. 307 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,263 Why not? 308 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,472 ’Cause I got a seafood allergy 309 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,515 and I could die, motherfucker. 310 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:41,599 You know this. 311 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,642 Are you allergic to vegetables? 312 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,060 No, they’re just foul. 313 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,812 Okay. You gonna check out my set tonight? 314 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,147 No, man, gotta work. 315 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,815 You gotta give up that civil service shit, man. 316 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,233 Come do standup. 317 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,484 You’re one of the funniest motherfuckers I know. 318 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,569 No, man, too much stress. 319 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,028 I can’t handle that shit. 320 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,613 It would be like having homework every night. 321 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,240 I like helping you with your shit. 322 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,284 Oh, I did use that Cosby bit you gave me 323 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,326 with the director. 324 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,452 Okay, how’d that go? 325 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,579 Acted like I stuck a dry thumb 326 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,705 up his grandmother’s ass. 327 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,083 You think I made the right decision, though? 328 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,710 That was a big fucking opportunity 329 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,545 and I clearly pissed all over it. 330 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,338 You wanna know what I think? 331 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,423 I think you is you 332 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,174 and every day you stick to being you 333 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,176 is a good day. 334 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,427 So fuck ’em. 335 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,845 No regrets. 336 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,305 Don’t chase. 337 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,973 Just do you, man. 338 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,517 - You’re a wise man, Balls. - I know this. 339 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,977 You’re like a big, fat, sexy, motherfucking Buddha, 340 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,103 that’s what you are. 341 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,063 Hold on. Come on, man, come here. 342 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. God dang, Balls. 343 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,567 Rub it. Rub it for good luck. 344 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,027 - Your bellies? - Yeah! 345 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,279 Congratulations, motherfucker, when the baby dropping? 346 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,697 ♪ funky music ♪ 347 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,990 ♪ Come on, girl ♪ 348 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,451 Hey, thank you. 349 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,453 Oh, hell nah. 350 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,330 Just, uh... 351 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,539 I’ll call you back. 352 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,875 Uh, there a problem? 353 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,794 Do I look like the fucking valet to you? 354 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,713 - Sure, why not? - Because I’m black? 355 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,049 No, because you’re standing in front of the valet stand. 356 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,134 Looking all lazy and shiftless, right? 357 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,636 You want me to step and fetch for you? 358 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,138 Whoa, slow down, Spike Lee. 359 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,349 Look, what if we just took a little beat 360 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,894 and not blow this up into some big, huge racial thing. 361 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,437 I just want my fucking car. 362 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,064 You’re gonna have to wait for it, motherfucker, 363 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,607 just like I’m waiting for mine. 364 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:15,985 ♪ Chillin’ with my villains, homie ♪ 365 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,528 ♪ Fuck your feelings ♪ 366 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,905 ♪ Chillin’ with your bitches, homie ♪ 367 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,989 - That you? - Yeah. 368 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,324 - Wow. - That’s me. 369 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,034 - Gracias, gracias. - De nada. 370 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,285 - Muchas gracias. - There you go. 371 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,204 Sweet ride there, man, sweet ride. 372 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,456 Yeah, I guess you’re shocked that a handsome, 373 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,000 well-hung black man like myself can afford something like this. 374 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,418 Are you kidding? This is LA. 375 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,295 I see you guys driving around all the time, 376 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:37,674 acting like you’re stars in your very own rap video. 377 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,925 Us guys? 378 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,302 What you mean, like us colored fellas? 379 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,805 Yeah, I guess that didn’t come out 380 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,056 exactly as planned. 381 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,850 Look, I’ve had a few cocktails, 382 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,311 but this is so not a thing. 383 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,105 Yes, I did think you were a valet, 384 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,314 not because you’re black, 385 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,857 and that doesn’t even make sense. 386 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,859 Valets are usually Mexican. 387 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,696 - Wow. - Ah, gracias, hombre. 388 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,656 It’s a thing! 389 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:02,991 - No, no, no, listen. - Yo! 390 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,909 I am the farthest thing in the world 391 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:05,910 from a racist. 392 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,412 Oh, really? 393 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,956 I am working with Jamie fucking Foxx right now. 394 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,083 No, and he’s black as the ace of spades. 395 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,002 You know it. I love black people. 396 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,211 Black people love me. 397 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,171 Especially black women. 398 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:20,967 Oh, I have gotten lost in some seriously black booties 399 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,637 and big chocolate titties for like... 400 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,972 days. 401 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,223 I feel sorry for any black woman 402 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,808 that would allow you to smash, my friend. 403 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,226 - I paid her. - I knew it. 404 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,979 Anyway, sorry for the misunderstanding. 405 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,857 I’m just gonna go black inside. 406 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,358 Fuck me, fuck me! 407 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:41,195 Look, I am just going to go back the fuck inside 408 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,114 and have another drink before I hit the road. 409 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,574 Peace, we okay? 410 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,117 Right on. 411 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,081 I got no words. 412 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,006 It’s your boy. 413 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,343 You made me fire you, motherfucker, 414 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,928 that means you can’t wake me up 415 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,430 at the crack of your momma’s ass no more. 416 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,099 And what’s this I hear you asking my lady out? 417 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,185 She didn’t say no, man, fingers crossed, all right? 418 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,644 Pray for me on that. 419 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,645 Listen, Floyd, 420 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,064 you are blowing the fuck up. 421 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,607 - What you talking about? - That video, man. 422 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,108 People are talking about it. 423 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,693 - What video? - Stu Beggs. 424 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,029 I love black people and black people love me. 425 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,030 Especially black women. 426 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,157 Bro, you posted that shit? 427 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,825 How could you do that? 428 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:28,910 Wait, who the fuck is Stu Biggs? 429 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,036 Come on, man, 430 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,037 you’ve gotta pay more attention 431 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,330 to this business of show. 432 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,915 He’s a huge producer. 433 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,292 You are breaking the internet, bro. 434 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,169 Do I come off like an asshole? 435 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,545 Nah, man, you come off as that motherfucker 436 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,713 with the cape on. 437 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,715 You are Taimak, the last dragon. 438 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,300 You got the glow. 439 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,595 He wants to sit down and apologize to you in person 440 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,388 because old white men can do that. 441 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,557 I don’t need no apology from that fool. 442 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,934 Listen, you’re gonna take your black ass 443 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,018 to his house right now, 444 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,478 you’re gonna accept his apology, 445 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,897 and then we may be able to spin this 446 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,315 into something incredible. 447 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,942 I love you, goodbye, have a nice day, 448 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,236 I love your girlfriend, bye. 449 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,660 We live in a strange time, Lloyd. 450 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,911 Floyd. 451 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,412 Of course. 452 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,581 It’s a strange time-- 453 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,586 - Floyd. - Floyd, Floyd. 454 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:25,466 Ours is becoming a culture of outrage. 455 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,343 This don’t sound like no apology I’ve ever heard. 456 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,096 Am I sorry? Oh, yes, I am so sorry. 457 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,764 I wish the whole thing never happened. 458 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,224 It’s unfortunate. 459 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,643 And it really interferes with the business. 460 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,980 People seem to be so angry with me right now out there. 461 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,857 The PC army is gathered, 462 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,276 I’ve been dragged to the center of the virtual town square, 463 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,902 my pants have been pulled down, 464 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,946 and I am being publicly shamed. 465 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,239 It’s no picnic. 466 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,992 Yep, I’m not feeling this. 467 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:51,993 Good luck, racist. 468 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,328 Wait, sit. 469 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,080 Please? 470 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,628 We need each other right now. 471 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,964 I don’t need shit from you, dude. 472 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,215 I need to make amends 473 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,259 and you obviously need a career boost. 474 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,303 My career is going fucking fine. 475 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,096 I make a room full of people laugh 476 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,472 till they piss their pants. 477 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,225 Yeah, small rooms in small, depressing clubs 478 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,227 east of the 10, south of Crenshaw. 479 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:22,648 How about movie theaters around the world. 480 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,317 What about them? 481 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,402 Well, I happen to be producing a movie with Jamie Foxx. 482 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,655 You say the word and I will put you the fuck in it. 483 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,240 I don’t need a handout from you, dude. 484 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,367 Why the fuck not? Don’t be a moron. 485 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,536 Look, I need something to show the world 486 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,413 that I’m not some racist creeper 487 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:41,083 and you need not to pass on the opportunity of a lifetime. 488 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,668 - Do you have a woman? - Got a baby mom. 489 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,545 - Big titties? - Big ol’ titties. 490 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,005 - Bubble butt? - Ass so fat 491 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,465 it should be on the cover of Lane Bryant. 492 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,008 - You got pictures? - Pictures? 493 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,176 You know, on your phone? 494 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,886 Hey, you better watch your mouth. 495 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,137 Don’t make me fuck you up. 496 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,430 Hey, relax. 497 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,307 I’m just asking questions. 498 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,018 I just happen to be a naturally curious person. 499 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,187 Look, I don’t have a head for math, 500 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,939 but this much I know. 501 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,690 If you got a baby momma, 502 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,693 I think that means you have a baby. 503 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,321 So listen, you don’t do it for me. 504 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,698 You do it for your momma’s baby. 505 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,661 - I am my momma’s baby. - Exactly. 506 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,038 Or you do it for your fucking kid. 507 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,415 God damn it. 508 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,627 Anyway, in the meantime 509 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,088 I think you ought to meet with this director. 510 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,923 He’s a douchey little fuckwad, 511 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,049 but he’s harmless. 512 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,093 ♪ California ♪ 513 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,302 Just for the record, 514 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,595 I still don’t want you in my movie. 515 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,097 Well, I still don’t know 516 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,557 if I wanna be in your fucking movie. 517 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,100 Yeah, well, Stu Beggs wants you in my fucking movie, 518 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,643 and Stu Beggs usually gets what Stu Beggs wants. 519 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,395 Wouldn’t that make it his fucking movie then? 520 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,729 Where we walking so fast to? 521 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,730 Gotta run this by Foxx. 522 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,190 I don’t know, man. 523 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,358 It doesn’t seem like you’re running 524 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,235 much of anything around here. 525 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,155 Foxx, it’s Gold. 526 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,746 - Foxx? - Yo, what the fuck! 527 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,248 You said to come in, so-- 528 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,833 Nah, I said I’m cumming! 529 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,251 A thousand apologies, Foxx. 530 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,461 Look, uh, this is Floyd Mooney. 531 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,213 Mooney? 532 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,673 Young blood, what’s up, baby? 533 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,966 Go, get the fuck out. Go kill yourself. 534 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,302 - Okay. Okay. - All right? 535 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,928 Hey, man, you sure I don’t need to come back later? 536 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,930 No, no, no, no, no, no. This is just research, blood. 537 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,640 I’m just studying for a character right now. 538 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,350 And although she’s straddling me 539 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,935 and my penis is fully mushroomed, 540 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,104 this has no affect. 541 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,856 Whoo! 542 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,108 All right, baby, meet me in the master. 543 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,777 Good meditation. Whoo. 544 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,952 You meditate? 545 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,037 Not like that. 546 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,288 Guess I need to start, right? 547 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,539 A little help, Mooney? 548 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,958 A little help? 549 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,419 You sure you don’t want a wet wipe or something, man? 550 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,670 She’s hypoallergenic. 551 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,130 What’s up, baby? Look at you. 552 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,424 Oh, man. Oh, you just-- 553 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,051 You just gonna touch my face with your nut hands. 554 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,427 So what you want to talk about? 555 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,553 You know, I just wanna talk about this whole-- 556 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,139 Hmm? 557 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,307 Uh... 558 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,142 What’s on your mind? Stu Biggs? 559 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,352 Cracker is a character, ain’t he? 560 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,686 Yeah, you could say that. 561 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,021 You feeling the heat right now, though, 562 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,314 he needs you on his film. 563 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,815 Look, man, I told him 564 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,317 I don’t need a handout. 565 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,569 Especially not from a fucking racist like him. 566 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,446 Come on, Mooney, Stu ain’t no racist, man, 567 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,447 he’s just on the spectrum. 568 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,448 He just has no filter. 569 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,657 Plus he gets me paid, 570 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,534 that makes him down in my book. 571 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,161 I just think that everybody’s so sensitive right now. 572 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,996 Straight up. 573 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,499 I tell you what, this movie’s gonna be hot 574 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,500 that I’m doing 575 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,085 and if you do get it, 576 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,879 you’re gonna be leapfrogging a lot of people, man. 577 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,381 You ready for that? 578 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,174 Look, I didn’t ask to be here, man, okay? 579 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,051 I just came here to pay respect 580 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,344 to a legit hero of mine. 581 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,721 Mooney, that means a lot, man. 582 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,348 Which one you like the most? 583 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,349 We’ll get to it. Anyway, sit down. 584 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,059 All right. Word. 585 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,145 So you are telling me 586 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,773 that you are ready to roll with your heroes, huh? 587 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,899 Yes, I am. 588 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,609 You ready to swim with the big sharks? 589 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,486 I think you’re saying the same thing twice, 590 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,321 but the answer’s still yes. 591 00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:01,325 So, uh... what’s the problem? 592 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,248 It’s just that, I don’t wanna... 593 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,458 It’s the dress, huh? 594 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,794 Everybody always trippin’ on the dress. 595 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:15,047 You know this whole conversation about a dress 596 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,340 is just nuts. 597 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,843 What? 598 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,553 You think they gonna talk shit about you? 599 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,013 Let me explain something to you, young blood. 600 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,765 If they talking about you, that’s glorious, 601 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,393 because that means that they saying something about you. 602 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,562 You work out? Your tit is tight. 603 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,938 Look what this dress did to me. 604 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,773 I went from saying, "Hey, for real though," 605 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,359 to "I’d like to thank the Academy." 606 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,652 And when I was thanking the Academy, 607 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,237 what motherfuckers didn’t know 608 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,990 is I had my dress on under my suit. 609 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,162 You know what, all due respect Foxx, 610 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,080 I can’t, man. 611 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,207 Why? 612 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,751 ’Cause, man, my pop would roll over in his grave. 613 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,961 Your pops would roll over in his grave, 614 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,254 what you talking about? 615 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,589 Your pops right now is decomposing 616 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,007 and enriching the soil 617 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,341 for the next generation 618 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,760 which is what you’re gonna be doing 619 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,261 if you don’t realize you’re missing 620 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,846 the golden opportunity of a lifetime. 621 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,264 You gotta understand, it’s not about the dress. 622 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,641 You don’t let the dress define you. 623 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,728 You define the dress. 624 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,563 Your daddy would want you in this. 625 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,356 Try this bitch on. 626 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,443 Floyd fucking Mooney. Look at you. 627 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,528 You look good enough to take home to Momma. 628 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,405 Well, let’s see that shit. 629 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,990 - See what shit? - That nut-pussy. 630 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,867 Nut-pussy? What you talking about, nut-pussy? 631 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,076 Oh, you don’t think you actually still have 632 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,453 a dick anymore, do you? 633 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,954 Come on, man, of course I got a dick, man. 634 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,039 My dick pretty, man. 635 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,790 My dick prettier than a motherfucker. 636 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,335 The minute you put that dress on, dick goes away. 637 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,003 Oh, you don’t believe me. 638 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,004 Check it. 639 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,380 You check it. 640 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,840 Let’s see that nut-pussy. 641 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,927 Oh, no! Where is it? 642 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,136 Where is it?! 643 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,055 - It’s gone, nigga! - Where’d it go? 644 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,181 Where’s my dick? 645 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,266 It’s not here! 646 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:51,477 And it’s wet, too. 647 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,481 I ain’t gonna be able to do it, Foxx. 648 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,732 You gonna say no to Foxx? 649 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,901 I’m saying no thank you to Foxx. 650 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,403 Okay, well, I guess you’ll just remain 651 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,738 the mid-level comedian 652 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,533 just killin’ ’em in the club in the hood, 653 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:08,994 but white folk don’t even know who the fuck you are. 654 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:09,954 So be it. 655 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,917 Big Mooney. 656 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:19,088 Well, I guess you don’t have the eye of the tiger. 657 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,007 Get the fuck out. 658 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:26,345 Just ride off into, uh, black obscurity. 659 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,689 See, what I tell you? 660 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,523 Get it? 661 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,524 Did he really laugh like that? 662 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:39,984 All the time, man. 663 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,110 It was classic. 664 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,027 He used to go-- 665 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,363 What are you doing? 666 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,782 All of my popcorn! 667 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,375 What were you boys just watching? 668 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,376 Peppa Pig, woman. 669 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,919 It was hilarious. 670 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,421 Ain’t that right? Back me up, little ninja. 671 00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:01,880 Daddy, really? 672 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,549 You love Peppa Pig, you know you do. 673 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,135 I do, but I don’t lie to my momma. 674 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,431 You’re right and that’s a very good thing. 675 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,391 For you, not so much for me. 676 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,976 Daddy showed me a movie 677 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,437 called Beverly Hills Cop with Eddie Murphy. 678 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:17,730 Come on, I thought we agreed 679 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,690 not to show him any R-rated movies? 680 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,817 I just wanted to expose him to the classics, you know? 681 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,736 The stuff that me and my pops used to watch. 682 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,029 Oh, God. 683 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,864 Come on, Mom, it’s just a couple of shits and fucks. 684 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,576 Okay, off to bed. 685 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,286 School tomorrow. 686 00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:33,829 All right, dude. 687 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,581 Keep those words to yourself. 688 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,582 Later, Daddy. 689 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:37,583 It’s not funny. 690 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,001 It was hilarious. 691 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,963 Hot date, Mom? 692 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,466 Hey, quit looking at me with those rapey eyes. 693 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,092 It’s none of your damn business. 694 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,595 I know, I know, I’m just-- I’m just playing. 695 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,138 - I had a session. - How’d it go? 696 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,890 You know, the usual. 697 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:56,644 Sang backup for some skinny little twig 698 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,145 with like a zillion Twitter followers 699 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,105 that needs autotune. 700 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,732 Oh, I miss that little sweet voice of yours. 701 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:02,733 Why don’t you sing me something. 702 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,735 I’m off the clock. 703 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,320 On some real, can I ask you something? 704 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,781 I’m tired, Floyd. 705 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:13,452 I wanna just take my shoes off, lay down. 706 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,995 I got an opportunity to be in a movie. 707 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,622 Seriously? That’s incredible! 708 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,999 - Yeah, but I turned it down. - Why? 709 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,459 ’Cause they wanted to put me in a dress. 710 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:24,213 Yeah, is it a big movie? 711 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,589 Jamie Foxx is in it. 712 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,757 That’s huge! 713 00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:29,510 - Yeah but-- - Yeah, but what? 714 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:31,679 You should totally put a dress on for Jamie Foxx. 715 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:34,014 Hell, I’d take my dress off for Jamie Foxx. 716 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,975 Look, it’s just that thing. 717 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,812 Every time there’s a funny, black brother in Hollywood, 718 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,397 they try to emasculate him. 719 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:42,606 I know this might sound corny, 720 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:44,650 but I don’t want to sell out. 721 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:47,486 Well, I mean, you wouldn’t be selling out 722 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,363 if you’re providing for your son. 723 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,323 But I am providing, right? 724 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,574 Yeah, you’re providing. 725 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:53,867 You’re a good father. 726 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,869 I’m funny, too, right? 727 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,330 Funny enough to get my dress off. 728 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,040 What was it? What was it? 729 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,500 Was it Denzel that got you? You like the Denzel. 730 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,293 I like that one. 731 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,503 You like the Denzel impression. 732 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,879 When I look into your eyes 733 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,340 I see a woman that I have never seen before. 734 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,883 Why? Because we just met. 735 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,761 And then do the eyes and get you laughing. 736 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:16,140 Yeah, it was the laugh and the lips. 737 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:19,393 Spit fling, that’s right, 738 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:21,395 spit flinging and shooting everywhere. 739 00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:24,148 My nigga, my nigga, my nigga. 740 00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,191 So stupid. 741 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,570 You see this? You laughing. 742 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,029 I miss this. 743 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,531 I miss us. 744 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,366 It just feels right. 745 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,744 I’m sure there’s plenty of pretty young things 746 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,371 to keep you company. 747 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,833 Mm-mm, hear me now, hear me now, hear me now. 748 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:46,670 Listen, they don’t got nothing on my baby, okay? 749 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,214 You sure talk a good game. 750 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,216 I’d rather be putting hands and lips on you right now 751 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,176 if I could. 752 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,556 She’s not saying no. 753 00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,559 She’s not saying yes. 754 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:13,739 - Are you gonna get that? - Mm-mm. 755 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:14,865 Baby, mackin’ on you is way better 756 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,325 than yakkin’ on the phone. 757 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,077 Yeah, but see, this isn’t going very much further. 758 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,412 It can go a little bit, right? 759 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,789 - No. - Just a little bit. 760 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:24,124 Answer the phone. Go, get it. Get the phone. 761 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,252 Fine. 762 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:29,671 This nigga. 763 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,048 What’s up, cock blocker? 764 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,175 Foxxy wants you in the movie, motherfucker. 765 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,469 What you talking about, man, that motherfucker’s crazy. 766 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:36,470 Who cares, 767 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:37,596 they all are. 768 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,306 Point is, it’s good PR for Beggs 769 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,892 and then you get the fuck out of the ghetto, man, 770 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:42,893 it’s a win-win. 771 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,269 First of all, motherfucker, 772 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,271 I don’t stay in the ghetto. Second, 773 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,273 I don’t know if you heard what I said, but Foxx 774 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,400 or no Foxx, I’m not putting on a dress. 775 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,610 You’re not hearing 776 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,986 my words, Floyd. 777 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:55,072 You don’t have to wear a dress, okay? 778 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,114 Thank you. 779 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,282 Foxx likes you! 780 00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:00,244 He respects the fact that you said no, 781 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:03,038 so they found a great part for you in the movie 782 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,457 and, guess what, there’s no dress. 783 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,293 There’s no panties, there’s no tampon required. 784 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,170 You are the king of the castle, brother. 785 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,923 Why is there a big, fancy car in front of our house? 786 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:19,596 Why is there a fucking Maybach outside of my house? 787 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,890 Ha, he’s picking you up to take you straight to set. 788 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,101 - What if I don’t want to? - What are you doing? 789 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:28,313 Floyd, Beggs likes you, so please do this, okay? 790 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,482 I don’t know, kid, but I think this might be the start 791 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:34,111 of a very rare and beautiful ebony and ivory relationship. 792 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,779 Now I’m gonna see your big, ol’, black 793 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,781 booty on set, okay? 794 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,410 Go. 795 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,412 - Really? - Really. 796 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:45,831 ♪ Reach for your goals ♪ 797 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:46,915 ♪ Say what your told ♪ 798 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,166 ♪ Think what you know ♪ 799 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,668 ♪ See what you’re shown ♪ 800 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:50,794 ♪ Watch it get old ♪ 801 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:51,920 ♪ Watch it get sold ♪ 802 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,005 ♪ Teach what you learn ♪ 803 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,590 ♪ Speak what you heard ♪ 804 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,716 ♪ Hear what you’re told ♪ 805 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:56,967 ♪ Nothing but words ♪ 806 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,427 ♪ Watch it get old ♪ 807 00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,553 ♪ It only gets old ♪ 808 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:00,762 ♪ Watch it get sold ♪ 809 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:01,972 ♪ Speak what you heard ♪ 810 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,181 ♪ Hear what you’re told ♪ 811 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,433 ♪ See what you’re shown ♪ 812 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,684 ♪ Think that you know ♪ 813 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,768 ♪ Watch it only gets old ♪ 814 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,103 ♪ Reach for your goals ♪ 815 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:09,396 ♪ Hear what you’re told ♪ 816 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,606 ♪ Think that you know ♪ 817 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:11,773 ♪ See what you’re shown ♪ 818 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,442 ♪ Watch it get old ♪ 819 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,027 ♪ Watch it get sold ♪ 820 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,575 What do you do, son? 821 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:22,951 Huh? 822 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:26,371 Oh, uh, I do comedy, sir, uh, standup. 823 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,374 Well, looks like you’re on your way. 824 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:32,878 Yeah, well, uh, we’ll see about that. 825 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:36,798 I used to drive Mr. Flip Wilson. 826 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,134 Oh, word? 827 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:42,054 Oh, you’re too young to know about that. 828 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:45,557 He was one of the top black superstars of his day. 829 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,892 You know what he told me once? 830 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:47,976 What’s that? 831 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,436 Don’t forget your nigga-coat. 832 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,563 Nigga-coat? What’s that all about? 833 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,898 Well, the way I took it, 834 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,650 a man can live a very comfortable life 835 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:57,194 in a world that really didn’t want him in the first place. 836 00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:59,738 But ooh, let me tell you, 837 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,907 sooner or later you gotta go back home. 838 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,533 Back where you come from. 839 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,911 And you better be bringing your nigga-coat. 840 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,914 You know what I mean? 841 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:11,667 ♪ I just be tweakin’ though ♪ 842 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,126 ♪ And dream the unthinkable ♪ 843 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,503 ♪ And praying it may come true ♪ 844 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,088 ♪ Hoping it do come soon ♪ 845 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,839 ♪ And then I’m gonna make my move ♪ 846 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,049 ♪ But still I’m not bulletproof ♪ 847 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,217 ♪ We could all sing the blues ♪ 848 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:21,927 ♪ We could all hear the news ♪ 849 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,804 ♪ But I ain’t come here to lose ♪ 850 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,764 ♪ And I will not be removed ♪ 851 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,890 ♪ Reach for your goals ♪ 852 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,058 ♪ Hear what your told ♪ 853 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,267 ♪ Think what you know ♪ 854 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,602 ♪ See what you’re shown ♪ 855 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,020 ♪ Watch it get old ♪ 856 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,230 ♪ Watch it get sold ♪ 857 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,564 ♪ Teach what you learn ♪ 858 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:35,774 ♪ Speak what you heard ♪ 859 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,858 ♪ Hear what you’re told ♪ 860 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:37,943 ♪ Nothing but words ♪ 861 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:38,944 ♪ Watch it get old ♪ 862 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:41,113 Floyd? Hi, welcome. 863 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,115 Wow, you’re even cuter than your pictures. 864 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,117 Let’s get you to set. 865 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:47,077 Good luck, young blood. 866 00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:49,162 Don’t forget your coat. 867 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:54,209 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 868 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,297 There he is. 869 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,340 You ready? 870 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:02,551 All right, man, do your thing. 871 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:03,552 I need you. 872 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,057 Floyd, you did it, man. 873 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,392 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em down ♪ 874 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:12,144 ♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 875 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,478 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em down ♪ 876 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,564 ♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 877 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:18,483 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 878 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,193 ♪ Who count the money in the neighborhood ♪ 879 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:21,528 ♪ But we spending money to no end ♪ 880 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,696 ♪ Looking for a friend ♪ 881 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:24,156 ♪ And I war to the core ♪ 882 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,033 ♪ Ripping up the poor in the stores ♪ 883 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:27,492 ♪ Until they get a brother kicking down doors ♪ 884 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,411 ♪ Then I figure I kick it bigger ♪ 885 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:30,912 ♪ Look ’em dead in the eye and they wince ♪ 886 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,831 ♪ Defense is pressurized ♪ 887 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:36,001 ♪ They don’t really want it to be another racial attack ♪ 888 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,003 ♪ In disguise so give some money back ♪ 889 00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,796 ♪ I like Nike but wait a minute ♪ 890 00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:41,131 ♪ The neighborhood supports so put some money in it ♪ 891 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,632 ♪ All corporations owe ♪ 892 00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:44,593 ♪ They gotta give up the dough ♪ 893 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,678 ♪ To my town or else we gotta shut ’em down ♪ 894 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:51,016 ♪ I shut ’em down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down ♪ 895 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,023 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em down ♪ 896 00:30:58,023 --> 00:30:59,608 ♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 897 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:01,151 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em down ♪ 898 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:02,694 ♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 899 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,237 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em down ♪ 900 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:06,031 ♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 901 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,365 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em down ♪ 902 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,117 ♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 903 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,535 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em down ♪ 904 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,329 ♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 905 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,872 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em down ♪ 906 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,415 ♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 907 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:16,958 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em down ♪ 908 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,543 ♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 909 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,045 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em down ♪ 910 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,630 ♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 911 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,965 ♪ I shut ’em down, shut ’em down ♪ 912 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:25,884 ♪ Shut ’em, shut ’em down ♪ 913 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:31,223 ♪ I shut ’em down, down, down, down, down, down, down ♪